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Gator Baiter 911 Call
You have to hear this. A naked guy in Florida was using crack in a swamp, where an alligator latched on to him. This article includes a link to the 911 tape, which is a classic, as the emergency operator goes from sounding like he's annoyed that his Tetris game was interrupted, to telling the caller to suggest to the crackhead that he punch the alligator in the nose, to sounding like he's going to start crying. Great stuff.