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Shuler Update
The folks at Stop Shuler have modified their strategy, realizing that, at this point, they can't stop Heath Shuler, they can only seek to, uh, contain the modifiers that are used to describe the child-naming challenged politician. They have issued a news release, demanding that the media stop referring to Heath as a former NFL quarterback.

I think the release speaks for itself: "By any objective measurement, Heath Shuler was a terrible NFL quarterback," says the site. "The media should not refer to Shuler as a 'former NFL quarterback' any more than they refer to Michael Jordan as a 'former professional baseball player.' Why describe him as something he completely failed at?"


Why, indeed?